Every once in a while somebody says something interesting and it should be repeated.
“What does a hurricane in Florida and a divorce in a trailer park have in common?
Somebody’s going to lose a trailer.”
“This cheese? I know a Pit Bull that would love to roll in it.”
“Kelowna is retirement city. Every day is a Sunday around here.”
“He took this little green pill. Just one pill; and woke up 4 days later talking to Elvis.”
“You would have to get better to be crazy.” Dr. Phil.
“The poorest choice of an elected official since Caligula appointed his horse to the senate.”
“You ever going to get married again?”
“Naw, I’ll just buy a house for somebody I don’t like.” Mickey Rooney
Rick Ranson 