“The only thing he’s ever done right is he came out of the right set of testicles!
“You tell your old lady to quit phoning me!”
“That’s a nice beauty mark. Do you want me to lance it?”
“He had an anus replacement, but the anus rejected him.”
“He’s so tight he invented Limbo dancing when he discovered pay toilets.”
“Oh sure! Its lots of fun until its your wife!”
And finally…
“He couldn’t pour piss out of a rubber boot even with instructions written on the heel.”
I always knew that 30 years working in construction camps would come in handy.
Rick Ranson 