Willard and Kevin were Boilermakers from Nova Scotia. The last time they were working together Willard was on nights and Kevin was on days. So even though they shared the apartment they never saw each other.
One morning Kevin left Willard a present. Before he left for work he tucked 16 firecrackers underneath the toaster with the wick wrapped around the toaster’s elements.
Willard came home for breakfast; put the toast in the toaster and settled down to make some coffee.
But not for long.
Rick Ranson 