Perspective

I was talking to my buddy Roy Ducharme about all my worries. The conversation went like this:

“Jeez Roy, I haven’t heard from my publisher for two months now. The guy that wrote a script based on my book I haven’t heard from in three months. There’s some Hollywood Producer in town looking for sites for a film that that sounds a lot like a chapter in my book…..”

“Never mind, did you hear about Garrett?”

“Garrett the Apprentice. What happened to him?”

“He got kicked in the leg by a cow.”