“Hotter Than A Fat Fox In A Forest Fire!”

‘Hotter than doughnut grease!”
“They’d drink their own bathwater.”
“Where did you learn to whisper? In a sawmill?”
“Here kid. Here’s a plastic bag, go play spaceman.”
“You move so slow we’re going to have to tape a flag on you to see if you move or not.”
“You couldn’t organize a three man race to a four man outhouse.”
And finally…
“You’ll never see a Brink’s Truck following a Hearse.”