Talking to Americans

“You from the south?”
“Yep. I’m from  L.A.”
“Los Angeles?”
“Nope. Lower Alabama.”

“Here’s the torch , Mon Ami.”
“What’s mun-aimee?”
“Its French. It means ‘My friend’.”
“Yo Buckwheat! Which in the south means… Yo Buckwheat!”

“I’m going to open up a big old can of whoopass!”

“Lets start a rumor about lay-offs. Scare the lazy ones.”

 

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