“Hey! What’s that disease makes you afraid of heights?”
“Aracnaphobia?”
“Naw, that’s the fear of ants.”
“Kleptnomania?”
“Naw, that’s the fear of stealing.”
“Paul’s got that. He’s steal the pennies offa dead man’s eyes.”
“I know! I know! There was an Alfred Hitchkopp movie about that!”
“Oh yeah. They hang from their fingernails from Mount Rushedmore.”
“Hey there’s Robbie the Apprentice, he’ll know.”
“Robbie! What’s that Alfred Hitchcopp movie about falling.”
“Vertigo. 1952. Kim Novak starred in it.”
“Yeah! That’s why Terry can’t climb. He’s got vertigo!”
Rick Ranson 