This happened in the power plant in Munroe Michigan.
“Hey Eric! I got good news and not so good news.”
“So what’s the good news?”
“There’s one of those armed guards that really thinks you are cute.”
“Well, what’s the bad news?”
“There she is…”
“Ewww.”
“I did say she was armed, didn’t I?”
Munroe Michigan is between Detroit and Toledo. It’s claim to fame is that General George Custer was born there. There’s a statue of him sitting on a horse on one of Munroe’s main streets.
But while we were working there some college kids pasted arrows all over the horse’s ass on the statue.
I was working with a Good Ole Southern Boy and said.
“Pass the torch Mon Ami.”
“What’s ‘mun-ami i?”
“It’s French. It means ‘My friend’. ”
“Yo buckwheat! Which in Alabama means …
Yo Buckwheat!”
Rick Ranson 