Helping Out.

A tourist in Barcelona in obvious distress walks up to a dark skinned local.
“Hey pal … er, cig-nor. Ou es la bano?” He near shouted.
The local looked at the tourist.
“La Bano! La Bano! THE TOILETTE!”
“Ah si, si! The cat in the hat stays on the mat.”
“No! No! Bano. BANO!”
The local smiled at the tourist.
“Mat?”
“Ah F!@#$% Off.” The distressed tourist under even more pressure stomped off.
The local’s wife walked over.
“Ralph, one of these days you’re going to get caught doing that.”
“What? I was just helping a guy find a can.”