British Columbia law says that all bicycles have to have a bell or a horn. The law is universally ignored by everybody until the cops do a safety blitz. Then the fine is $30.00. I bought a bell for my bike. It looks good. It’s round and black, and shiny , and sounds like a four-year-old owns it.
I told everyone I met that my new bell is a real prize. I call it my new bell prize.
Me: “Holy shit, after a while that new bike sure does chafe.”
Rob: “Never mind, where it chafes, you don’t use anymore.”
“I bought this bike to lose weight. It’s really working because I’m already down $700.00,”
“I see your chaffing problem. Your bike’s seat is set too high. Your ass has a real jailhouse wiggle.”
Rick Ranson 